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The moon is my witness

Aaliyah Carter | 8teen | baltimore native | photographer

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pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

http://purplebuddhaproject.tumblr.com/post/98849421467/ozonebabys-temple-zen-habits-live-simply

ozonebabys-temple:

Zen Habits Live Simply

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  1. Do one thing at a time. This rule (and some of the others that follow) will be familiar to long-time Zen Habits readers. It’s part of my philosophy, and it’s also a part of the life of a Zen monk: single-task, don’t multi-task. When you’re…

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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hazeleyed1:

imsoshive:

The longer video of ol’ boy killin it!

Go awf!


pinkyyandthebrain:

accurate depiction of me in class

the-goddamazon:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yeah, the treatment of Meg in Family Guy literally has ZERO context except for misogynistic-based comedic value.